" I know. You’re right. I’m sorry. Turns out getting tackled, being snatched nearly bald, auditioning for a pole dancing job, and then throwing up on your old Sunday School teacher makes you cranky.” I grinned. “I think you’re entitled. Not to mention you lost not one, but two jobs today.” She snorted. “I’m really on a roll. "

― Denise Grover Swank , Thirty-Three and a Half Shenanigans (Rose Gardner Mystery, #6)