" Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon." Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. " Do I even want to know how this happened?" Kacey grinned. " He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire "