" I’m not pulling your leg, Chelcie!  I’m serious right now.  I need to know these things.  If Beck and I decide to have kids, I don’t think I could give up sex.  There’s no damn way.  But I don’t want my kid to come out with a cheese head because his daddy’s ding dong kept playing Whac-A-Mole. "

― Harper Sloan , Cooper (Corps Security, #4)