" She stalked toward the door and as she swung it open, she turned back and said, “You’re not even steady on your feet. You wouldn’t last two minutes on the back of a horse, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t riding to town for the doctor. So you can just forget gettin’ that cast off today. The doctor wouldn’t agree to that fool notion anyway. "

― Mary Connealy , Spitfire Sweetheart (Four Weddings and a Kiss)