QUOTE : There’s nothing wrong with my daughter. There’s something wrong with all the boys who can’t see how wonderful she is.” “So, she’s ugly?” “Absolutely not!” she snapped. “She has a small weight problem, but she’s beautiful and that’s exactly how you will treat her. Take her out, show her a fabulous time, and make her feel like she’s the most gorgeous creature you’ve ever seen.” “Basically, you want me to blow smoke up her ass?” “Stay away from her ass, but yes…