" Yeah. I kinda just left them.” “Well hot damn!” said Frank. “How are they getting along back in the real world?” “Not so good,” said Stacy. “They teleported over there okay, but they didn’t change back into humans. They’re still… Julian’s still an elf. Tim’s still a midget. Dave’s still a stockier midget. And Cooper’s still…” “Cooper?” said Frank. "

― Robert Bevan , Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1 - 4)