" No. Way. Are you freaking serious?” I screamed as I flattened myself against the wall of my laundry room with a thud, trying not to hyperventilate. “There’s a hand in the laundry basket. There’s a hand in the laundry basket. There’s a hand in the damn laundry basket. "

― Robyn Peterman , It's A Wonderful Midlife Crisis (Good To The Last Death, #1)