QUOTE : Holy hell, Essie," Dwayne gushed with joy. "If I was straight I would totally fight Hank for your ass." "Thank you," I said. "Wait what?" Hank yelled. "You're mine." "I know," I told him. "Dwayne was just giving me an unfiltered and inappropriate compliment." "It's true," Dwayne concurred. "I'd bang the hell out of Granny too if I enjoyed hoohoos." "TMI, Dwayne," I muttered. Junior shut his eyes again and put his hands over his ears. "Sweet baby Jesus in a jock strap, I can't unhear any of this." "Dwayne, I'd just like to say I find that flattering." Granny smiled as she adjusted her boob tube and blew him a kiss.