QUOTE : Well, I don’t know what to tell you. Your dog did not take a shit, and he needs to.” Ian pivoted to look at his dog. “Chickie!” he yelled. Chickie took one look at his master and squatted right there on the patch of grass beside the curb. Ian’s expression of disgust and disbelief sent me into hysterics. “You scared the shit outta the dog!” “That’s not funny.” I couldn’t even breathe; it was that funny.