" Excellent,” Zach said. “We can tell you all his deep, dark secrets.” Nathan mumbled in the corner. “What, like how I used to beat you at every sport you ever tried?” “I was thinking more about how you used to shit in the paddling pool,” Zach said. Carole let out a whoop of laughter. “Every single time. You couldn’t help yourself. Not that I laughed when it happened. It was gross, Nathan,” she said, her face contorting as if it had just happened again. “I was three years old. I’m not sure why we still need to bring it up regularly. "

― Louise Bay , Private Player