" Second, things would have improved between us on account of boys have more respect for one another after a good pounding. But Flea is not a boy. She is a girl. And girls are weird even if they wear a cool eye patch, drag a cool peg leg and know how to throw a mean uppercut. I was thinking about all this when . . . "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things (Alvin Ho, #1)