" The Children's programs generally sounded interesting, such as ‘How to Be a Werewolf’. Well, how do you be a werewolf? Except that I am no longer a child, I would have attended this program and learned how to be a werewolf, and I would be one now. "

― R.A. Lafferty , It's Down the Slippery Cellar Stairs (Essays on Fantastic Literature 1)