" Why is it that mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law always seem to have issues, and never sons-in-law and fathers-in-law?” Ingrid scribbles something on the chart. “Sons-in-law and fathers-in-law don’t care enough to have issues.” “So we have issues because we care?” I ask. “We have issues because we care too much. "

― Sally Hepworth , The Mother-in-Law