" Well, consider the options. A—there’s no God, I’m facing eternal nothingness. B—there is a God and mistakenly he’s let’s me into heaven. It’s full of televangelists and self-righteous goodie-goodies. For eternity! Or C—there is a God and I go to hell, where I’d spend my time with a much more interesting crowd but unfortunately "

― Marshall Thornton , The Ghost Slept Over