" That man tried to steal my purse!” “You should have just let him have it. You could have gotten hurt.” “He’s the one who got hurt. I have three cans of Vienna sausages in here.” Rose started to ask her friend why she had Vienna sausages in her purse, then shook her head. “Never mind. Let’s go get you some lunch. "

― Denise Grover Swank , Rose and Helena Save Christmas (Rose Gardner Mystery, #6.4, Ghost-in-Law, #6.5)