" One of my colleagues in the cellular-telephone business was complaining about how the engineers had made cell phones hard to use by packing in so many rarely used features. She said that cell phones were "wet dogs." When I inquired about her metaphor, she explained, "You have to really love a wet dog a lot to want to carry it around. "

― Alan Cooper , The Inmates Are Running the Asylum: Why High Tech Products Drive Us Crazy and How to Restore the Sanity