QUOTE : Sloan & Dex...<br /><br />“You skipped puberty didn’t you?”<br /><br />Dex let out a wistful sigh. “It wasn’t for me.”<br /><br />Sloane laughed as he carried Dex out of the room. “You’re hopeless.”<br /><br />“I’m also nonrefundable.”<br /><br />“Surely there’s a return policy.”<br /><br />“Forget it. You’re way past the thirty-day refund period. You’re stuck with me now. And before you ask, I’m also nontransferable and nonexchangeable. If you donate me to charity there’s no tax write-off because technically that would be considered Human trafficking.”<br /><br />“Wow. You’ve got your bases covered.”<br /><br />“You bet. Should have paid more attention to the Dexter J. Daley boyfriend agreement.”<br /><br />Sloane dropped him onto the counter and stepped between his legs to pull him close. “I don’t recall this boyfriend agreement.”<br /><br />“You might have been sleeping at the time, but sleep during the reading of the DJDBA is covered in the fine print. As long as you have a pulse, you’re considered present and accounted for.”<br /><br />“Duly noted.