QUOTE : Max told me where to meet him and I got a little lost on the way there. I had to stop in a pastry shop to ask directions. The cashier tried to help me by showing me a map. I had to explain to him that I really don't know how to comprehend maps. I know that's not an acceptable attribute. I'm working on it. Actually I'm not working on it but it's on my list of things to figure out how to do--right after 'figure out the meaning of life.