" Bacon, bacon,” Leo chants, like some demented, carnivorous monk. “Why the fuck would you boil bacon?” Will asks. “Um. I thought it would be like hot dogs?” “Jesus Christ, you boil hot dogs. You poor thing. I take it all back. Thank god Rex found you.” “Thank god Rex found him, why?” Rex asks, walking in the door. “Rex,” Leo says plaintively. “I—he—and—he boiled the bacon.” Rex looks in the pot and then looks at me and bursts out laughing. “I didn’t know!” I say. Rex puts his hands on my cheeks and kisses me, shaking his head. "

― Roan Parrish , In the Middle of Somewhere (Middle of Somewhere, #1)