" This is the part where you leave and I let them ask me personal questions I may or may not answer in exchange for stories about your childhood. It’s what normal people do when meeting the family. I looked it up online.
(…) I can’t help it, and you can’t avoid it, so go back to work. You have kids to feed and I’m not allowed to buy their affection with ponies or, I’m assuming, well balanced meals. Go. "

― R.G. Alexander , Shameless (The Finn Factor, #6)