QUOTE : Sydney, and I think you already know—” I try to hide my grin, gesturing to Swarley who continues to give a rude sniffing to Dr. Abbott’s crotch.<br /><br />“Swarley. Yes, I’ve been seeing him since he was just a pup.” Swarley’s magnetic attraction to a certain crotch is distracting. Although he’s not my dog, and I’m sure Dr. Abbott is used to it, I feel the need to explain his behavior. <br /><br />“He must think you have a big piece of meat in there.” <br /><br />The words come out of my mouth and my brain—that apparently has a two-second delay—catches up as I turn crimson <br /><br />... Swarley has diarrhea of the ass and I have diarrhea of the mouth.