" But I must say that I take my hat off to Sainsbury’s, they seem to attract a better class of person. I saw a vicar choosing toilet paper; he chose a four-roll pack of purple three-ply. He must have money to burn! He could have bought some shiny white and given the difference to the poor. What a hypocrite! "

― Sue Townsend , The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 (Adrian Mole, #1)