" My own improverished family benefit from Nigel’s impetuousness. We are all walking around in Nigel’s new old shoes. Even Grandma is wearing a pair. They are too big for her but, with the wisdom of the old, she found a way of making them fit by stuffing the toes with toilet paper. "

― Sue Townsend , True Confessions of Adrian Albert Mole, Margaret Hilda Roberts and Susan Lilian Townsend