" I can’t believe you have a fear of spiders!” “Why? So do you! And it’s a bloody tarantula! It’s as big as my hand!!” “Yeah but you’re a man.” “Well, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed tarantula-wrangling skills on top of a massive cock and orgasms to go. Want me to go into the jungle and wrestle an alligator, too? "

― Karina Halle , Smut