QUOTE : Why are you such a manwhoring asshole?” I asked, my face inches from his. <br /><br />“Why are you such a cockblocking priss?” he asked, and when I opened my mouth to tell him exactly what I thought, the fucker kissed me. <br /><br />Kissed me. <br /><br />Placed his lips on mine and kissed me. Under the moon and the stars, with the sounds of the waves crashing and the crickets cricketing.