" Gavin ran back into the house with a toy gun, cowboy hat and sheriff’s badge stuck to his shirt. "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they cut your wiener," Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random objects. "Wow, cops have gotten pretty hardcore lately," Carter muttered. "
― Tara Sivec , Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)