QUOTE : I don’t think this is a children’s princess party!” I shout over the noise of the rambunctious men as a shower of dollar bills land at my feet. One of the men yells “TAKE IT OFF!”<br /><br />“Gee, you think?!” Ariel yells back. “Some guy just unzipped his pants and pulled his dick out!”<br /><br />Isabelle whimpers, shoving her face harder into Ariel’s arm.<br /><br />“What did you do?!”<br /><br />“What do you think I did? I looked at it. It was a pretty good dick. Nice length, excellent girth. I give it an 8.5 on the dick scale,” she says with a shrug. “He lost a point and a half for calling his dick Sanford and informing me that Sanford spits when he’s excited. Like I haven’t heard that one before. Lame.