" Do you want me ta' beat up your friends, Mommy?" he whispered conspiratorially. I removed my hands from my head and opened my eyes to look at him. "What are you talking about, Gav?" He brought his hands up and put them on my chest, resting his chin on top. "Your friends, Mommy. The ones who maded you sick," he said in a voice that clearly screamed, "Duh." I wrapped my arms around his little body and shook my head at him. "I have no idea what you're talking about, buddy." He let out an exasperated sigh. Poor kid. He got stuck with a dumb mother. "Papa says your friends Johnny, Jack and Jose maded you sick. Friends shouldn't do stuff like that, Mommy. If Luke maded me sick, I'd punch him in the nuts! "
― Tara Sivec , Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)