" And since then, the world has been at peace
except for all the guerilla wars
and terrorism
and gang violence and covert ops
and random shelling across national borders
and arms races and air strikes
and the death penalty and American Gladiators
but that's just what we like to call
"the spice of life. "

― Cory O'Brien , George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America