" In my mind, Kristen Chenoweth will be waiting for us on a staircase at this Port Authority place, probably singing the theme to ‘New York, New York.’ And then someone’ll hand out handguns and cans of Mace and tell us, ‘Good luck, and have the time of your life if you can keep it.’” (29) "

― Tim Federle , Better Nate Than Ever (Better Nate Than Ever, #1)