" I am silent in the Club,
I am silent the pub,
I am silent on a bally peak in Darien;
For I stuff away for life
Shoving peas in with a knife,
Because I am heart a Vegetarian

No more the milk of cows
Shall pollute my private house
Than the milk of the wild mares of the Barbarian
I will stick to port and sherry,
For they are so very, very,
So very, very, very Vegetarian.
- G. K. Chesterton "

― M.C. Beaton