" I have just rid the road of the three big bad bullies!” Theseus proclaimed. “Oh, bull!” shouted a shopper. “Yeah!” shouted another. “You and what army?” “I did it alone!” Theseus called. “With my bare hands!” Good boy! I thought. "

― Kate McMullan , Stop That Bull, Theseus! (Myth-O-Mania, #5)