QUOTE : They’re pretty quiet in there.” I nod toward the family room.<br /><br />“They’re both champion watchers,” David says. “It’s their superpower.”<br /><br />“Too bad they can’t make a career out of that.”<br /><br />He leans toward me and whispers, “Ethan’s planning to make a move tonight.”<br /><br />“What kind of move?”<br /><br />“First holding hands and then, if that goes well, a kiss on the mouth. We discussed it. Made a plan of action.”<br /><br />“With diagrams?”<br /><br />“I considered it. But I’m pretty sure he knows where the hands and lips are, and I warned him to stay away from all other areas.”<br /><br />“Did you tell him to stop holding hands if there’s a sweat situation? That’s important.”<br /><br />“I didn’t think of that.”<br /><br />“What kind of love guru are you?”<br /><br />“Believe me,” he says, “I’m well aware it’s the blind leading the blind here.