" If we go upstairs right now, if we go to your apartment, we'll have sex." She eyed me up and down, giving extra attention to my crotch. "Good sex. Like, phenomenal sex. The kind of sex where you murder my vagina and then shapeshift into a bear."
"I'm not going to shapeshift into a bear," I said.
She held out her hand. "But you will wreck my vagina."
"I—I don't even know what that means," I replied. "
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