" What do you think?” I asked.
“You called me.”
“Yeah.”
“You told me this stuff.”
I wasn’t sure if these were questions, but I nodded again, just going with it. “I sure did.”
“And you know I’m not a bullshitter.”
“It’s part of your intrigue.” I waved a hand at him. “It completes the whole intimidation factor. Also makes girls wet their pants for you.”
That didn’t even faze him. He didn’t blink. “So I’m going to give you my honest opinion.”
“Oh.” Now I could see where this was leading. “Okay. Yeah. Give it to me straight.”
“What the fuck are you doing?”
“What?”
He got up for a beer, placing one in front of me as well when he returned. “That’s why you came to me. You know you’re being an idiot, so stop being an idiot. "

― Tijan , Anti-Stepbrother