" What’s this I hear about orgasms in bathrooms?”
I throw my hands up in the air, but Addison is quick to reply. “Oh, that? We were just listing all the things you’ll never have, like normal-sized testicles and the ability to put your arms down at your sides. But you keep juicin’, big guy. I’m sure someday you’ll find a girl with a thing for guys with huge boobs and unusually small balls. Come on, Janey, let’s go. "
― Gina L. Maxwell , Shameless (Playboys in Love, #1)