QUOTE : You were saying?” I prompted. “Oh, right. Don’t get pregnant. It ruins your short-term memory.” I was the last person she needed to explain memory loss to. “Keep a journal,” I suggested, with as little sarcasm as possible. She actually laughed at that. “I can’t believe I said that to you.” She pressed her fingertips against her lips. “Pregnant makes me a little stupid. I’m sorry.” “At least you won’t be pregnant forever.” I gave her a crooked smile to take the sting out of my words.