" No longer do they turn on their silver lap boxes, which is characteristically selfish of them because it is a classically renowned nap location. The warm spots—silver lap box; top of tall, cold food house; winter bed blanket; top of their sacred “wine fridge”; Mediocre Servant’s thighs while she’s on the white seat that roars—have been confiscated. "

― Kira Jane Buxton , Hollow Kingdom (Hollow Kingdom, #1)