" B-but I saw my pantyhose on your lampshade.”
Damon’s face colored, and he had the decency to look slightly guilty. “Right. There might have been a very short attempt at a strip tease on your part.”
She raised her hands to her face and groaned into them.
“It was kind of cute. Honestly.”
Cute but only kind of. She groaned louder. "

― Jennifer Shirk , Bargaining with the Boss