QUOTE : I turn to my second-favorite victim. “Karsyn, push me since no one else will!” “Alright, sure,” Karsyn says, which really should have raised red flags in my brain, but sometimes I think my brain is broken. What does raise red flags is when Karsyn grabs the swing and yanks it back super quickly, and I realize that I’m about to go for the ride of my life. “I’m just joking! Save me! Marcus, save me!” I cry.