" I wish he’d let me help him, but instead, he does this weird little pat on my head like I’m a dog before looking confused by his own actions and rushing off. My heart. My betraying heart. Why do you have to be so drawn to a man who thinks you’re a dog? "

― Alice Winters , The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend (The Former Assassin's Guide, #1)