QUOTE : Artie gets a little closer and I can feel his breath in my face. I turn my head so I don’t have to look at him and slide one hand into Marcus’s hair to pull him back down. “I still have no idea what you’re talking about. Now kiss me, you wild man!” Artie licks me right across the cheek. Marcus jerks back like he’s horrified. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell have you been teaching my dog? He instantly responded to your command.