" a little startled by what he’s asking, but I’m also positive that if this man is asking me to watch his dog, I will watch it to the moon and back. I will watch this dog so fucking hard that when Jeremy comes back to collect her, he’ll be turned on by my dog-sitting abilities. He’ll take my hand and go, “Cassel, my one true love, I’ve never seen a dog watched so well. I think I’m in love—” That’s when that other dude that I’ve forgotten about "

― Alice Winters , The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend (The Former Assassin's Guide, #1)