" As for Congress, one imaginative polling firm found that brussels sprouts, head lice, cockroaches, colonoscopies, and gonorrhea were more popular than our elected representatives. Apparently, the American people realized that when you take it up the ass from a proctologist, at least it's for your own well-being. From Congress, not so much "

― Charlie LeDuff , Sh*tshow!: The Country's Collapsing . . . and the Ratings Are Great