QUOTE : She narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest. “It was a spider, wasn’t it?”<br /><br /> “No,” I started, shaking my head.<br /><br /> With a sniff, she glanced at my shoe. “Just tell me it didn’t look like a mama spider that probably had a million other baby spiders that are probably hiding out in here somewhere, too.”<br /><br /> Obliging, I nodded. “It totally looked like a single man spider, one of those playboy bachelors afraid of commitment and children and all that shit.”<br /><br /> She finally cracked a smile. “You are so full of it.