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" News flash: The whole thing is a huge mess and a giant nightmare and it’s all about to explode in your face and you have no idea what
you’ve gotten yourself into. Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all their
possessions and move to Alaska to live with the grizzly bears, and then they get eaten and nobody hears them when they scream for help.
That’s right. Falling in love is pretty much the same thing as being eaten alive by a grizzly bear.
Believe me, I should know. "

Jess Rothenberg , The Catastrophic History of You and Me


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Jess Rothenberg quote : News flash: The whole thing is a huge mess and a giant nightmare and it’s all about to explode in your face and you have no idea what<br />you’ve gotten yourself into. Love is no game. People cut their ears off over this stuff. People jump off the Eiffel Tower and sell all their<br />possessions and move to Alaska to live with the grizzly bears, and then they get eaten and nobody hears them when they scream for help.<br />That’s right. Falling in love is pretty much the same thing as being eaten alive by a grizzly bear.<br />Believe me, I should know.