" I beheaded a horse and left it in his bed while he was sleeping.” She jerks her head up and stares down at me with wide, horrified eyes. “That was a joke, Natalie.” She exhales. “Oh god. Jesus. Don’t do that to me!” I feel a little insulted. “I’m a lot of bad things, but a man who cuts off the heads of innocent farm animals isn’t one of them. "

― J.T. Geissinger , Ruthless Creatures (Queens & Monsters, #1)