QUOTE : Bailey. I’m gonna make you live a little.” <br />“Hey! Now wait just a minute, buster! I <i>do</i> live. I recall being the surfer in this relationship. Not you.” <br />“Oh my God ,” Reece replied, his face lighting up. “That’s perfect! Let’s fuck on your surfboard!” <br />I stared at him. <br />“Seriously. Let’s just—” He thrust his hips forward a few times. “— just fucking go at it on your surfboard.” <br />“Oh my God,” I mumbled. <br />“What? It’s totally hot.