" If you want to go to a hamburger restaurant, why not pick a decent one?’ ‘Some of the food here isn’t bad,’ I said. ‘Like what?’ ‘Fries,’ Cinder said. I pointed at Cinder. ‘What he said.’ ‘They’re just oil-fried potatoes doused in about ten different chemicals.’ ‘Yes, but they’re thin oil-fried potatoes. Do you know how hard it is to find decent-quality thin fries in the UK? "

― Benedict Jacka , Taken (Alex Verus, #3)