" Blaine, on the other hand, just doesn’t seem that reliable. He’s the type who would cheat on Barbie with one of those Bratz sluts and then lie about it in the morning, even as Barbie discovered the creepy telltale amputeed boot in Blaine’s sofa cushions. "

― Celia Rivenbark , Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom